Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,400 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Complete The Tutorial
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (210/660 points)
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/270 points)
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 8/19 (265/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend